I had a very interesting shift at work today, two guys came in with breast shaped and iced cup cakes from cox, cookies and cakes. I got hit on by a woman, who also walked up to a group of very young west London looking girls, (you know all hair and short dresses and heals on a Tuesday night probably very bright but act like they have nothing up top) and slurred “as a dare can I take you over to my friends and kiss you on the mouth” and then looked very surprised when they looked confused and disgusted and said no. I also spoke to a very interesting add man, but not a mad man ‘cos he works in London but enlightening all the same.